How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
DEAR AMBELLINA THE PRISE WISHES YOU TO WATCH OVER ME OOOOH OHHH– Coheed and Cambria, The Crowing (via alexsparky)
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous why aren’t we doing this
It’s easy to have a relationship and show each other only the beautiful shiny...– (via pistolpetematty)